Toothache Militia

Grab a hold of the blood vessels
and constrict until we get a vibration,
that’s when you know she’s hurting.
She’s neglected our presence
for too long now,
we’re going to make her pay for that.
So grip tightly to the enamel
and push and pull until it’s brittle.
When she bites down
it’s more than just food coming out.
Get down in those gums
and poke them until they’re swollen.
We need her crawling to the dentist
so we can retire fat and happy.

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